When people ask the dreaded questions about us having kids, I usually laugh it off and say we're trying or we hope soon.
What I really want to say is...
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M NOT PREGNANT YET!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!
I HAVE TO DO A BUNCH OF INVASIVE A$$ TESTS AND PROCEDURES THAT ARE NOT AT ALL FUN!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HUBBY!
I DON'T KNOW WHY GOD'S GIVEN ME THIS PATH!
I'M SICK OF PEOPLE IN MY BUSINESS!
I'M SICK OF PEOPLE ASKING ME!
I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL GET PREGNANT BECAUSE I'M NOT A PSYCHIC!
I DON'T CARE IF SO&SO IS PREGNANT!
I KNOW I'M GETTING OLDER AND IT'LL GET HARDER!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
GET A LIFE!