Tuesday, January 3, 2012

What I Really Want to Say

When people ask the dreaded questions about us having kids, I usually laugh it off and say we're trying or we hope soon.

What I really want to say is...

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M NOT PREGNANT YET!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!
I HAVE TO DO A BUNCH OF INVASIVE A$$ TESTS AND PROCEDURES THAT ARE NOT AT ALL FUN!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HUBBY!
I DON'T KNOW WHY GOD'S GIVEN ME THIS PATH!
I'M SICK OF PEOPLE IN MY BUSINESS!
I'M SICK OF PEOPLE ASKING ME!
I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL GET PREGNANT BECAUSE I'M NOT A PSYCHIC!
I DON'T CARE IF SO&SO IS PREGNANT!
I KNOW I'M GETTING OLDER AND IT'LL GET HARDER!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
GET A LIFE!
F*** OFF!

Just sayin'

2 comments:

  1. Now that's what I'm talking about! lol! We've done the same thing... laughed it off because you don't know what else to say. Here's hoping that the questions will be less and the answers more in 2012. Thank you for your sweet comment on my blog, I'm now following you too! :)

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